The Female Internet Stalker

The internet stalkers are non-winners. 

They are losers. 

The internet stalkers come male or female. 

Today I will discuss the female stalker. 

Hmm. 

They stalk your profiles in the night time. 

They stalk your profiles in the day time. 

They go from your Pinterest page to your Facebook page then they go to your IG page. 

And then after that they go to your Twitter page. 

                          

The females stalkers are on your pages because they are fascinated with you. 

Apparently they must be. 

Because

If I don't like your ass I don't want to see you or your frigging pages. 

But that's just me. 

So apparently they like you. 

A whole lot. 

Anyway. 

The female stalker is the bolder stalker because she calls her friends to report on you. 

          

The male stalker is not doing that. 

He knows that telling people he just happens to be on your page all through the day daily does not look good. 

But the female stalker does not have the sense to realize that. 

She doesn't think that having other people know that she is a stalker is an issue. 

Funny. 

"You're on my all pages everyday and all day and you are doing it why? "

Nobody could even attempt to tell me they are only on my page because they don't like me. 

You must like me. 

You eat, drink and sleep me, chick.  

Get your mind right, hun. 

The female stalker is a rare breed. 

Most women don't want to see another female over and over again so when you come across a female stalker it is truly rare. 

Most women are not non-winners. 

                                                                     

 

The female stalker needs to know what you are posting every second and they, then, show their other non-winner woman friends.

                                            

The original female stalker tells her non-winner cronies that she was just checking something on your page and she seen this. 

And that. 

And the other thing. 

None of her non-winners friends will say that the female stalker seems to have a need to check something on your page everyday. 

Why would they? 

Birds of a feather flock together so they're most likely doing the same loser things. 

Just to whoever they are presently stalking. 

The female stalker will even make fake page after fake page just be admitted on your page. 

As if your page contained your credit card numbers. 

                                                                                

They go through all the trouble of stealing pictures and getting friends on the fake page just so it looks real enough for you to add said fake page.

Or they will make a fake page to email you to tell you how much they hate you. 

Which is funny because who are you anyway? 

It is a fake page. 

How do I know who you even are? 

And why do I care if you hate me, chick? 

Please to have a seat over in the loser corner with all the other people that do not like me. 

                               

The female stalker is a real joke. 

They get nothing out of it but their feelings hurt. 

Because seeing someone you hate living their fabulous life as you sit behind a screen watching must not feel too lovely. 

                              

At least the male stalker is getting his jollies off.  

But that is a different tale to tell. 

So, hi, female stalkers.  

You are on my pages everyday. 

You think about me often. 

You know my pictures better than I do..... 

So.......

You like me. 

You really like me.  

                           

And I appreciate it. 

Thanks for all the time and effort you put out to hate me and stalk me. 

It does a body good.