Gossip

 UFOs.

Aliens from outer space here on earth.

I doubt it seriously.

It is not that I doubt there are other intelligent life forces on other planets.

It is just that I doubt they are here on Earth without us earthlings knowing about it.

Why?                                                                              

Because Earth has too many damn gossips for any alien to hide out.

Our Earth gossips find out every little thing going on anywhere.

At any time of day or night. 

No matter what has occurred some gossip knows about it.

And they have gossiped about it.

Look at E.T.

The gossips knew E.T. was at that little boy's house just as quickly as the governement did.

                                                                               

                                                             
The only way that an alien could be on Earth is if it has taken over a whole town.

And the outskirts of said town.   
                                                                   

And then the gossips in the surrounding towns would tell the whole world.

In a matter of minutes, too. 
                                                                       

So even though it sounds kinda of cool that aliens might be here and no ones knows about it, it is just not true.

Well, in my humble opinion, anyway. 


Our gossips would have sounded the alarm centuries ago.

So there is no way in the world that there are aliens here and no one knows about it.

Especially considering gossips never end up missing.