Tell Senator Toomy...

this dude has repeatedly voted for unlimited carbon pollution. him and his aides have contributed to 90,000 preventable asthma attacks as he and whoever have taken a million dollars from the same  people that are polluting the air. call him at 202-224-4252 and tell him to vote for the clean power plan or we the people who elected him will vote him and his aides out. they don't care if we can breathe or not. wow, who does he think is? does he really take us for fools? wake up and VOTE THEM OUT. 

Be Honest At Least With....

ok, liar?

Ménage À Trois

Once I knew this dude.

And he liked me 

But

I'm anti-social. 

So

You know what that means. 

Anyway. 

He kept trying. 

That's what's up. 

I'm not a hater. 

And I like men. 

I just do not like a ton of men in my life 

like some do. 

Hmm. 

Anyway.

One day when he begging me to go out with him again he said "can we have a threesome, then?" 

I just had to laugh. 

"I don't want you", I thought to myself. 

Nothing personal. 

I wasn't free. 

                             

So I just laughed 

And then he said 

But, 

She is pretty. 

I really started laughing then. 

I was on the ground laughing. 

Not really but you know what I mean. 

A pretty girl? 

I am not into girls. 

Like I said I like men. 

A pretty girl? 

I don't like pretty girls. 

                             

Where I come from pretty girls are the competition. 

Not a threesome partner. 

Was he out of his mind? 

First I don't want you 

And 

now you are begging me a threesome?

With a girl and me? 

Really?

Maybe he should have said he had a handsome straight male friend 

And 

Then......

Hmm. 

                             

You have to love men. 

They are bold creatures. 

A threesome with a pretty girl? 

Give me a break. 

Please and thx.